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The Reading Lesson

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Day-To-Day
Mom Jokes
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Comedy
is in the mind of the beholder. Proceed at your
own risk.

A
single Mom was asked by a friend what her
son was taking in college. With a sigh
she replied, "Everything I have."
A
daughter broke-up with her boyfriend. She
asked her Mother's advice about returning
the gifts he'd given her. Without a
pause, her Mother replied, "Send back the
stuffed animals and letters, but keep the
jewelry for sentimental reasons."
Mother's Dictionary - What mothers know
best.
Things Mom Taught Me
- This
fun page is for all of the mothers of the
world who lovingly try to teach their kids
some of life's most important lessons.
The Evolution of Moms - Yes, parenthood changes
everything. But parenthood also changes
with each baby. Here, some of the ways
having a second and third child differs
from having your first:
Principal of Motherhood -
Motherhood
~~ If it
was going to be easy, it never would have started
with something called labor!
You know you're a Mom when
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You automatically double-knot everything
you tie.
You hear a baby cry in the grocery store,
and you start to gently sway back and
forth, back and forth. However, your
children are at school!
Mom Would Never Say -
Things that mom would never say to her children
Mothers learn from her
children - A 3 year-olds'
voice is louder than 200 adults in a
crowded restaurant.
What Famous Mothers Have
said - Michelangelo's
Mother: "Mike, can't you paint on walls
like other children? Do you have any
idea how hard it is to get that stuff
off the ceiling?"
More Mothers' Jokes - The advice your son
rejected is now being given by him to your
grandson.
Mother's Love -
Someday when my children
are old enough to understand the logic
that motivates a parent, I will tell them:
How To Know If You're Ready - How to know whether or not
if you are ready to be a mother....And
someday when your children are old enough to
understand the logic that motivates parents, you
will tell them.
Encouragement & Inspiration
No Matter how hard you try, you can't
change the past and you can't hurry the future, so focus on living in
the present.
-Antoinette Pedroza
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