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This
fun page is for all of the mothers of the
world who lovingly try to teach their kids
some of life's most important lessons.
Mary, Mary, Quite
Contrary's Mother: "I don't mind you
having a garden, Mary, but does it have
to be growing under your bed?"
Mona Lisa's Mother:
"After all that money your father and I
spent on braces, Mona, that's the
biggest smile you can give us?"
Humpty Dumpty's
Mother: "Humpty, If I've told you once,
I've told you a hundred times not to sit
on that wall. But would you listen to
me? Noooo!"
Columbus' Mother:
"I don't care what you've discovered,
Christopher. You still could have
written!"
Babe Ruth's Mother:
"Babe, how many times have I told you --
quit playing ball in the house! That's
the third broken window this week!"
Michelangelo's
Mother: "Mike, can't you paint on walls
like other children? Do you have any
idea how hard it is to get that stuff
off the ceiling?"
Napoleon's Mother:
"All right, Napoleon. If you aren't
hiding your report card inside your
jacket, then take your hand out of there
and prove it!"
Custer's Mother:
"Now, George, remember what I told you
-- don't go biting off more than you can
chew!"
Abraham Lincoln's
Mother: "Again with the stovepipe hat,
Abe? Can't you just wear a baseball cap
like the other kids?"
Barney's Mother: "I
realize strained plums are your
favorite, Barney, but you're starting to
look a little purple."
Mary's Mother: "I'm
not upset that your lamb followed you to
school, Mary, but I would like to know
how he got a better grade than you."
Batman's Mother:
"It's a nice car, Bruce, but do you
realize how much the insurance is going
to be?"
Goldilocks' Mother:
"I've got a bill here for a busted chair
from the Bear family. You know anything
about this, Goldie?"
Little Miss
Muffet's Mother:
"Well, all I've got to say is if you
don't get off your tuffet and start
cleaning your room, there'll be a lot
more spiders around here!"
Albert Einstein's
Mother: "But, Albert, it's your senior
picture. Can't you do something about
your hair? Styling gel, mousse,
something...?"
George Washington's
Mother: "The next time I catch you
throwing money across the Potomac, you
can kiss your allowance good-bye!"
Jonah's Mother:
"That's a nice story, but now tell me
where you've really been for the last
three days.
Superman's Mother:
"Clark, your father and I have discussed
it, and we've decided you can have your
own telephone line. Now will you quit
spending so much time in all those phone
booths?
Thomas
Edison's Mother: "Of course I'm proud
that you invented the electric light
bulb, Thomas. Now turn off that light
and get to bed!
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