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Things Mom would never say
How on earth can
you see the TV sitting so far back?"
"Yeah,
I used to skip school a lot, too"
"Just leave all the
lights on ... it makes the house look more
cheery"
"Let
me smell that shirt -- Yeah, it's good for
another week"
"Go ahead and keep that stray
dog, honey. I'll be glad to feed and walk
him every day"
"Well, if Timmy's mom says it's
OK, that's good enough for me."
"The curfew is just a
general time to shoot for. It's not like
I'm running a prison around here."
"I don't have a tissue with me
... just use your sleeve"
"Don't bother wearing a jacket
- the wind-chill is bound to improve"
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